POKEMON GO PLAYER STABBED, KEEPS PLAYING

Michael Baker, 22, was walking the mean streets of Forest Grove, Oregon, the other night around 1 a.m. looking for Pokemons when he came across someone he thought was another player. He issued a challenge to battle. He got a battle alright. Baker asked the guy if he was playing Pokemon Go. The other guy pulled a knife and stabbed Baker in the shoulder. After the stabbing, Baker decided to continue looking for Pokemons and walked into a nearby convenience store to get chips and beer. He has since had eight stitches.
* “No, I’m not playing Pokemon Go. I’m playing ‘Drug Dealer’. LEAVE!”
* So eventually he decided to Pokemon Go … to the emergency room.
* On the bright side, the urgent care clinic was a PokeStop and he was able to get some Super Potions.
* People – don’t stab the Pokemon players. Hit ’em with a baseball bat. It’s more rewarding.
* He went to a convenience store to get chips and beer? Well, at least some of his priorities make sense.
* He should have gone to the store and gotten some bandages.
* Get used to it. These stories are going to ramp up from now on until society collapses.
* Before this craze is over we’ll be begging the Kardashians to come back into our lives.