PIZZA THIEVES TRY TO SELL THEM TO COPS

Eighty frozen pizzas were stolen Sunday from a warehouse in Gambell, Alaska. Investigators didn’t have to work too hard finding the culprits. Two suspects, John Koozaata, 29, and Lewis Oozeva, 21, allegedly called the Gambell Police Department offering to sell some pizzas to the cops on duty. Koozaata and Oozeva allegedly admitted eating five of the stolen pizzas. The other 75 have been recovered. The two men were arrested and each charged with second-degree burglary and second-degree theft.
* Frozen pizza in Alaska. Is there any other kind of pizza in Alaska?
* There’ll be a lot of sausage and pepperoni where those guys are heading.
* They called the cops and tried to sell pizza to them? Wow, that’s trying way too hard to be stupid.
* Maybe if they had some stolen doughnuts the cops would have gone for it, but not pizza.
* The other plan was to cut them up into hockey pucks.
* Gambell, Alaska gambled on storing the pizzas, and they lost.
* And that’s when the grizzly bear showed up and took everything else.