PIZZA DRIVER STABBED, ROBBED, STILL MAKES DELIVERY

A Louisville, Kentucky, pizza delivery driver who was carjacked, robbed and stabbed still managed to make his delivery. 19-year-old Josh Lewis was delivering a pizza from Spinelli’s Pizzeria when a man stabbed him in the back, robbed him and stole his black Jeep Cherokee on Sunday. Lewis’ delivery was addressed to the Norton Hospital emergency room. He made it to the hospital before he collapsed. He is in stable condition and recovering from a collapsed lung. Officers are still looking for the suspect and Lewis’ truck.
* “Wait – this is sausage. We ordered pepperoni.”
* The emergency room got their pizza and the driver got a slice.
* “Hey, who ordered the blood on this pizza?”
* Somebody’s making a strong case for Employee of the Month here.
* I’ve had jobs like this and I never even thought about trying this hard.
* He delivered the pizza and then collapsed? Oh, stop being so dramatic.
* If you’re a stoner with the munchies, this guy has got to be your new hero.