PILOTS FIGHT IN COCKPIT

Two Iraqi Airways pilots having an argument in mid-flight began physically fighting at 37,000 feet last Wednesday. The plane, which was carrying 157 passengers at the time, was headed from Iran to Iraq. The fight broke out when the pilot wouldn’t let an attendant bring the co-pilot a meal tray because the co-pilot hadn’t asked the pilot for permission. But the pilot took his own meal tray, and then hit and insulted the co-pilot. Security guards on the plane intervened to break up the altercation which, according to passengers on board, caused damage to the cockpit.
* You’re not you when you’re hangry.
* “Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing some turbulence… in the front of the plane.”
* Guess what beverage came with the pilot’s meal? Punch!
* “Take it outside, you two!”
* It really kicked into gear when the co-pilot said, “For the last time, DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!”