PHOTOGRAPHER LOOKING FOR 100 NAKED WOMEN

An artist known for his large-scale nude photo shoots is planning to make a photo in Cleveland at this summer’s Republican National Convention. Spencer Tunick, of New York, is looking for 100 women to pose nude while holding mirrors in Cleveland at sunrise on July 17, the week of the GOP convention. Those who are interested can sign up by submitting a photo at his website, www.spencertunickcleveland.com. Why 100 nude women? Why mirrors? Tunick explains on his website: “The photograph will involve 100 nude women holding large mirror discs, reflecting the knowledge and wisdom of progressive women and the concept of ‘Mother Nature’ into and onto the convention center, cityscape and horizon of Cleveland. The philosophy of the artwork relates to the idea of the sacred feminine. By holding mirrors, we hope to suggest that women are a reflection and embodiment of nature, the sun, the sky and the land. We want to express the belief that we will rely upon the strength, intuition and wisdom of progressive and enlightened women to find our place in nature and to regain the balance within it. The mirrors communicate that we are a reflection of ourselves, each other, and of, the world that surrounds us. The woman becomes the future and the future becomes the woman.”
* But mostly it’s, you know, naked chicks.
* Times two because of the mirrors, so that’s even better.
* “No uggoes or saddlebags,” he added.
* This is great, ’cause it’s almost impossible to get to see naked women.
* “Women are a reflection and embodiment of nature, the sun, the sky and the land.” Except when they’re just being nasty bitches.
* This guy gets away with it because he’s from New York. Tell people you’re from, like, Ft. Wayne, Indiana and you need 100 naked women, and they’ll arrest you.
* I can just see the headline: Beam From 100 Mirrors Sets Downtown Cleveland On Fire.
* We are a reflection of ourselves? That’s deep.
* Sounds like somebody’s been on the bong again.
* And what says “progressive” more than asking women to pose for pictures naked?
* “The woman becomes the future and the future becomes…wow, that one is really hot!”