PEOPLE WHO RUN LATE ARE HAPPIER

According to a study from Harvard University, people who usually run late also tend to be happier and live longer. The study from Harvard Medical School says people who are running late tend to be optimistic, and that’s quite possibly adding years to their lives. The study also mentions that optimistic people will have less chances of developing high blood pressure and heart disease. “Optimism appears to protect the heart and circulation — and it’s heartening to learn that it can have similar benefits for overall health.”
* Yes, but they just piss off the people who are always waiting for them.
* You’d be happier too if you never cared about inconveniencing people.
* I’m so happy that the jerkwads who come late to a concert and interrupt my experience are going to live longer. This thrills me to no end.
* Wasn’t this study supposed to be released last April?