PANAMA TO HAVE MEN, WOMEN SHOP ON ALTERNATE DAYS

Panama is next going to try to help curb the coronavirus in their country by requiring men and women to carry out Christmas shopping on different days. Starting today (Monday December 21), with the aim of reducing crowds, men and women will only be allowed to make purchases on different days.
* Did they discover that the virus spread in Panama was linked to men and women looking to hook up?
* It’s easier than splitting things alphabetically.
* One day the stores will smell pretty; the next day they’ll smell kinda musky.
* So, women will do their Christmas shopping all day Monday and Wednesday. And all the men will shop for about a half hour on Christmas Eve, like they’ve always done.