ONE IN FIVE MEN USE SNOOZING PARTNER’S FINGER TO UNLOCK THEIR PHONE

A survey in Britain found that one in three people admitted to snooping on their partners’ phones and social media accounts in search of evidence of infidelity. And one in five men admitted to waiting until their partner was asleep to use their finger to unlock their phone. More than half of those who snooped discovered something about their partner that led them to believe they were cheating, and ended the relationship.
* If you get caught mid-swipe, blame Ambien.
* “Ha! I caught you cheating on me!” “How’d you do that?” “I burgled your phone.”
* Hmm. Combination lock sleeping gloves. Get me Shark Tank on the phone, STAT!
* Walter White had it right. A second cellphone is the way to go.
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you ever done this – opened your partner’s phone with their finger while they were asleep?