NASA FINDS WATER ON PLUTO
Just 10 days after confirming that liquid water has been found on Mars, NASA revealed the dwarf-planet Pluto has both ice and a “gorgeous” blue sky. Referring to data collected by the New Horizons space probe, a NASA spokesman said: “New Horizons has detected numerous small, exposed regions of water ice on Pluto.”
* Good job, NASA! Have a cookie.
* Okay, now tell us what movie THIS is supposed to help publicize?
* This may be a little late, but shouldn’t they have call the dwarf planet Dopey or Sneezy?
* Pluto is desperately trying to come up with new things so we’ll make it a planet again.
* Next it’ll be a mountain that looks like a face.
* Okay, Pluto has water. Now can you get back to looking for Planet X?
* This is really good information if you’re flying past Pluto and you need to fill your ice chest.
* Pluto has a gorgeous blue sky? Oh no, they’re trying to get us to move there.
* We can’t build an electronic voting machine that can’t be hacked, but pictures of Pluto? No problem.
* Exposed regions of water ice? Okay, which is it? Water or ice?








