MOM FINDS POT IN EASTER GIFT

An Oregon mother bought an Easter gift for her toddler in the clearance section of a local Walmart. Inside the “Smart Shots Sports Center,” toy, says Christina Marie Hannahs, of Otis, Oregon, were three bags of marijuana. Hannahs said that as she assembled the item for her toddler, she found some parts were missing. Left behind in the box were the clear plastic bags of what she said was marijuana. Hannahs believes the toy, which she found on the clearance section of the Walmart, might have been returned by someone who stashed the drugs inside.
* Or Peter Rabbit’s got a little operation going on the side.
* It must be some of that famous Easter basket grass I hear so much about.
* They forgot the three bags of pot were in the toy after they smoked the fourth bag.
* Who buys a toy for their kid at Easter? It’s candy, candy, candy!
* “Dude, I know how I can get the pot to you. I’ll hide it in the Easter gift on the corner of the Walmart display.”
* “Good idea, bro. Who would buy that piece of junk?”
* Three months till pot goes legal in Oregon so this is like an historical footnote.
* By July the Walmart in Oregon could be selling pot.
* I don’t know about the toys but that would sure boost the Easter candy sales.
* Oh no, I just thought of a world where candy was illegal. I had to shake my head till the image went away.