MINNIE MOUSE ARRESTED

A Times Square Minnie Mouse was arrested Wednesday for harassing a family for a larger tip. Reyna Perez, 32, posed for a quick picture with an out-of-towner and her two daughters, and then balked at the tip offered. Even after the mom twice upped her offer, Minnie still wasn’t satisfied and demanded more, according to police. She allegedly blocked the family’s way while stridently demanding more. The intimidated trio summoned a nearby cop, who arrested Perez for alleged harassment.
* “Rats,” she said as they placed her in the squad car.
* Now she’s demanding a tip large enough to cover her bail.
* Someone should have slipped her a Mickey.
* Hey, Minnie, stop acting like a ninny.
* Usually you only get this kind of anger over money from Scrooge McDuck.
* Remember when Times Square was known for hookers and porn shops? That’s starting to sound like the good old days.
* If you’re blocking someone’s exit while asking for money, that’s not a tip – that’s a mugging.
* The worst part is when the Times Square Superman just stands there and watches.
* Something about dressing up as a costumed cartoon character really attracts some shaky individuals.
* Don’t worry. If Trump’s elected president he’s going to build a wall around Times Square.