MEN ROBBED, STACKED UP AT BROTHEL

Two men walked into a brothel in Queens, New York, late Saturday night with $500 in their pockets. But instead of hiring hookers, the men – Brian Taylor, 40, and Walter Roth, 34, were jumped by a trio of gun-wielding thugs who bound them in duct tape, swiped their cash and then threw them onto a wriggling heap of other men in the same predicament. The women who work at the sex den were also duct-taped and were not in on the robbery, sources said. Said Taylor, “They stacked us up in a pyramid, one body on top of the other — and I was on the bottom getting crushed. At some point, I had some guy’s groin in my face.” The floor was filthy, said Taylor. “I didn’t want to put my head on the floor because it was so dirty,” Taylor said. Roth said, “The whole time the doorbell kept ringing. I just think they kept robbing people and tying them up.” The thieves eventually fled, and the victims were able to free each other and call 911.
* And now, a few of the men are dating, so it all worked out.
* Turns out, a guy on the bottom of the pile had paid for that exact scenario.
* So how dirty was the floor on a scale from 1 to a New York taxicab?
* So much for the “victimless crime” bit.
* The good news? A few days after it happened it was already last year.
* I don’t get it: the men were fine with the filthy condition of the place as long as they were just having sex with hookers.