MEN FIGHT OVER THE LAST AVAILABLE URINAL

Two men were arrested after they allegedly fought over a restroom urinal in a Singapore train station on Sunday night. The two men, aged 32 and 29, were arguing over whose turn it was to use the last available urinal. It escalated into a big fight, from inside the restroom to outside the Aljunied MRT station, that also involved the men’s respective companions. Police were called and both men were arrested.
* “Now hold it right there!” said the cop.
* So did they end up peeing in their pants in the squad car?
* I never thought you could get a snapshot of everything that’s wrong with humanity in one men’s room encounter, but there you are.
* Soon to be a sad episode of “What Would You Do?”
* I would not be the first person to point out that this was, literally, a pissing match.
* Do what I always do: offer to share. Whether the urinals are all taken or not.
* And THAT’S how I usually get the restroom all to myself.