MEN: DON’T BRAG IN BED

According to a new report, titled “Do Women’s Orgasms Function as a Masculinity Achievement?,” one of the worst things a man can do in bed is brag about how good they are in bed. Women don’t like it when men make a woman’s orgasm all about them. The ego boost men feel after doing a good job is likely to be a turn-off for women.
(study here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28276934)
* Don’t brag in bed. It’s unbecoming.
* I can’t even applaud myself for reaching the 2 minute mark?
* It makes sense. I mean some of the credit should go to the man she was was fantasizing about while she was making love to you.
* Then there are the occasional sex toys that deserve a nod.
* Again, what women really want is for men to just apologize all the time, including in bed. “Was that good for you? I’m sorry.”
* Hey, if it’s the man’s fault when she doesn’t have an orgasm, he should take some credit for when she does.
* And I’m sorry to say, I’m speaking hypothetically here.
* If I say I don’t need to brag in bed, is that bragging?