MEAT-SCENTED CANDLES

As a Father’s Day promotion, Kraft Foods has created a trio of meat-scented candles. This year, instead of another tie, a book or a bottle of cologne, why not get Pops a candle that smells like cooking meat? The three scents are: “Original Meat”, “Classic Burger”, and “Backyard BBQ”. They cost $14.99 each, and are available at A1MeatScents.com.
* What is “original meat”? Fish? Dinosaur?
* I was hoping for some Bacon After-shave.
* Just like a backyard grill, the candles are guaranteed to blow their smoke in your face no matter where you stand.
* Why not pair dad’s meat-scented candle with new Glade Beer-Scented Air Freshener.
* Also get Dad some bear spray for when the dogs and cats attack.