MAN’S DEAD BODY FOUND BEHIND LADIES ROOM WALL

A man’s body was found lodged behind the wall of a women’s public restroom in a mall in Canada. A maintenance worker made the discovery when he was called to the fourth floor restroom to fix a toilet that wouldn’t flush at the Core shopping center in downtown Calgary. The worker had removed a wall panel behind the toilet and found the unidentified body. Officials said they have not determined the cause of death, have not said how long the body may have been there, and said there was nothing to immediately indicate whether the death was suspicious. Police believe it could have possibly been a person who was crawling through a vent or duct, and fell from above and got stuck behind the wall. Of the women’s restroom.
* Nothing suspicious about that.
* The Case of the Pee Pee Peeper.
* This is easy. Were his pants on or off?
* And you thought the Men’s Room smelled bad.
* Fun fact: there are over 4,000 malls in the U.S. and Canada. This can’t be the only dead guy behind the women’s restroom walls.
* I know shopping malls are dying, but are they suppose to take us with them when they go?