MAN WEARS PLASTIC-WRAP BIKINI TO THE BEACH

A 59-year-old man faces charges after allegedly wearing nothing but a Saran Wrap bikini. Stephen Wojciehowski, 59, of the was charged with lewdness after he allegedly wore plastic wrap bikini on a Long Beach Island, New Jersey, beach. Police say Wojezz… Whoacha…. Widjahoosa… Captain Weird spent two days on the beach “wearing a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini, where his genitals were clearly exposed and observed” by other people on the public each. Wojciehowski was arrested on Monday and charged with lewdness.
* (sigh) What has become of The Man from Glad.
* Don’t get gonad. Get Glad!
* You can clearly see he’s nuts.
* Maybe he was just trying to keep his meat fresh.
* People hate seeing a lot of junk on the beach.
* Lewdness not to mention a terrible sense of fashion.
* Now contemplate how different this would be it was Jessica Alba instead.
* It could have been worse. It could have been a plastic wrap thong.
* Ahh, these end of summer stories are really fading now, aren’t they?