MAN STEALS NEIGHBOR'S FARM ANIMALS, WOULD RETURN THEM FOR SEX

A Kentucky man is facing charges after authorities say he stole another man’s farm animals and then offered to return them in exchange for sex from the victim. Rodney Brown, 25, was arrested Monday on charges of promoting prostitution, theft by unlawful taking, and third-degree terroristic threatening. Brown allegedly stole 25 roosters, a goat, rooster pens and other tools. He threatened to harm the victim if his demands were reported to police. Brown was booked into the Wayne County Detention Center before released on the condition that he stay away from the animals’ owner.
* Officers say Brown confessed. He squealed like a pig.
* Sometimes people can really get your goat.
* So farmers value their animals over their personal sexual dignity? That’s commitment.
* Theft by unlawful taking? Is there any other kind?
* Promoting prostitution? Wasn’t supposed to be more of a barter deal?
* He was also charged with terroristic threatening so clearly some DA down there is running for reelection.
* I can just picture the animals thinking, “He wants sex? Oh, but it’s with the other man … whew, that was close.”
* Everybody concerned is lucky there wasn’t a horse involved.
* I guess the man gets aroused when he hears roosters going, “Cock-a-doodle-doo.”
* Actually, I don’t know what drives a guy like this and I don’t want to know.