MAN STABS GIRLFRIEND IN BUTT WITH PITCHFORK

An argument in San Antonio, Texas, ended Monday morning after a man stabbed his girlfriend in the butt with a pitchfork. The couple had been arguing around 4:35 a.m. The argument escalated and the man, identified as Antonio Nunez, 59, stabbed the woman in the buttocks with a pitchfork. The woman managed to pepper spray Nunez and ran to a neighbor’s house to call for help, police said. She was taken to a hospital for treatment. Neighbors say the couple argues quite a bit.
* What a prick.
* He stabbed her with a pitchfork? The devil you say!
* When your boyfriend stabs you with a pitchfork, it’s time to bale.
* Where do they argue? In the barn?
* If they had a pitchfork in the house, they could be overeating too.
* Stick a pitchfork in it – this relationship is done.
* Pepper spray beats pitchfork. It’s like the Bad Relationship version of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
* 4:35 a.m.? Maybe they’re early risers up to feed the farm animals.
* Or Option 2: They’d been drinking all night.