MAN SHOOTS TROUBLED COMPUTER

A Colorado Springs, Colorado, man who has been “fighting with his computer for the last several months” unloaded eight bullets into it, resulting in the death of the computer and his arrest for discharging a firearm. Repsonding police found a “fed up” Lucas Hinch took his Dell computer into a back alley and “fired 8 shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it.” Hinch, 38, was cited for discharging a firearm within city limits. When asked about the shooting, Hinch said he tired of the computer’s “blue screen of death.” The late Dell XPS 410 model is survived by a monitor and a keyboard.
* It was just like Call of Duty, only with a ral gun.
* In my experience, shooting’s too good for it. He should have used a tire iron.
* Did he shoot out the Windows?
* We’ve all thought about it doing it, but he actually did it.
* Elvis shot his TV. This guy shot his computer. That’s progress.
* If you have an Apple you’d probably like to shoot it right in that little spinning colored wheel.
* I don’t believe in shooting your computer. It’s too quick. Make it suffer.
* You know what’s really nervous right now? His new computer.
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you ever been violent to a piece of electronics equipment?