MAN SHOOTS SELF IN LEG PULLING UP PANTS AT CHICK-FIL-A

A Hamilton, Ohio man accidentally shot himself in a Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants in the bathroom Tuesday afternoon. The 45-year-old man was licensed to carry the concealed Glock pistol that fired one shot, grazing his leg. The weapon did not have a safety. The man walked out of the restaurant and went to a hospital as a precaution. He was not seriously injured and won’t be charged.
* “Nothing to worry about, folks. He has a permit. Okay, who’s ready to order?”
* Time to switch to a shoulder holster.
* The guy in the next stall was thinking, “Wow – loudest fart ever!”
* He’s lucky he didn’t hit his you-know-what or he could have become a Chick-fil-A.
* “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” “It’s a gun.”
* He went to the hospital as a precaution? How about going to the shooting range as a precaution?
* Yeah, I think as a rule, anytime you get hit with a bullet you should have it looked at. Who knows? Maybe that’s just me.
* Just one shot from a Glock? This guy really was lucky.