MAN ROBS DOCTOR OF BRIEFCASE, PANTS

A man walked into the Harmony Medical Services office building in Macon, Georgia, on Monday and asked to see a doctor. He was taken to the doctor, but then the man pulled a gun and demanded the doctor’s briefcase and pants, which had his wallet, ID and an undisclosed amount of cash. Officials say the robber left the office with the items, fleeing on foot. Officials were still looking for the robber.
* So they can put cuffs on him.
* Harmony Medical Services? So much for the Harmony part.
* “Okay, Doc – drop your pants.” “Hey – that’s MY line!”
* The doctor immediately announced it was “Casual Monday.”
* Hmm, David Letterman had a weird thing about pants. You don’t think that …
* No, I mean it … His production company was called Worldwide Pants. What the hell was that about?
* I’m just sayin’ it could have happened. Your show ends, you get bored in retirement. Next thing you know you’ve got a doctor’s pants on and you’re running down the highway.
* Maybe Paul Shaffer was driving the getaway car.