MAN PUT MOUSETRAP IN HIS MAILBOX

Nicholas Dibble of Bradenton, Florida, suspected that the woman across the street, whom he suspected of being a drug dealer and running a house of prostitution, was stealing his mail. What did the 63-year-old do? Put a mousetrap in his mailbox. He didn’t catch the neighbor, but he did catch the mail carrier, who was just recovering from having her hand broken. She didn’t want to press charges, but says the Postal Service will no longer deliver mail to Mr. Dibble. He’ll have to go pick it up at the Post Office.
* So, problem solved.
* Mousetraps never worked when Sylvester tried to catch Tweety, and they didn’t work here.
* Pretty cheesy idea.
* Could have been worse. Could have been a rattlesnake.
* Having to go to the Post Office. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.