MAN PULLS DINE-AND-DASH AT DISNEY WORLD, TWICE

51-year-old Florida resident Jerry Moody was arrested last week after a manager at the Wave Lounge within Disney’s Contemporary Resort reported that he “racked up a $92 bar tab and tried to leave without paying.” The waitress at the Wave Lounge recognized Moody as the man who committed the same crime at a restaurant at Disney’s Polynesian Resort the previous night. Moody has a turbulent history with Disney World; he has been arrested on the theme park’s properties on various charges five times over the past two-and-a-half years. Due to his various crimes, Moody is actually banned from Disney property. He has been caught dining-and-dashing in the Orlando area as well, and has been arrested over 30 times.
* A $92 bar tab at Disney. That’s like, what, two snow cones?
* Hey, look, we’ve all made a few mistakes…wait, did you say he’d been arrested 30 times?
* He has enough mug shots to put out a coffee table book.
* Put him in that prison in the Pirates of the Caribbean – the one where the dog is holding the keys.