MAN PELTED MOTHER WITH POTATO SALAD

A Bradenton, Florida, man is facing a domestic battery charge for allegedly pelting his mother with potato salad. Jonathan Smith, 34, was arrested last Saturday evening after his mother Jennifer told cops that he attacked her as she sat down to eat dinner in the living room. She claims Jonathan grabbed a handful of potato salad and threw it, striking her. Police arrived to find “food all over her and in her hair.” Though his mother yelled for him to stop, Smith “continued to throw food at his mother,” according to police. After pelting his mother with grub, Smith allegedly pushed her to the ground, pulled her across the floor by her legs, and “spitted on her.” Smith fled the home on his bicycle when his mother threatened to call 911. He was subsequently arrested blocks from the residence by a cop who noted that the suspect “appeared to be intoxicated.”
* They had to fly his mother all the way to the Mayo Clinic.
* This is what you call a “Food Fight for One.”
* It’s so disgusting. He used his hand instead of a spoon.
* This is why 34-year-old men shouldn’t live with their mothers.
* Then he takes off on his bicycle? Oh, grow up!
* Who knows? I guess he really wanted cole slaw instead.
* She should have made mashed potatoes. They hit softer.
* Hotter, but softer.
* Time for somebody to be sent to his room. And in this case the room is a cell.