MAN DAMAGES CARS WITH FERRETS

A man in Harrogate, England, was arrested Monday for allegedly damaging several vehicles by throwing a box of ferrets at them. The unidentified 25-year-old was detained by members of the public during the incident. Police arrived on the scene to find at least a dozen vehicles with smashed windows, dents, and scratches. The vehicles were hit with a box of some sort that held a pair of ferrets. Those two ferrets were also thrown separately at a car. The critters were taken to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
* Nice job of preventing, Royal Society.
* Throwing ferrets were a weapon of medieval British ninjas. “Look out – he’s got a throwing ferret!”
* I would’ve thought a crowbar would be easier to get a hold of than a box of ferrets, but whatever.
* If he really wanted to damage the cars with ferrets, he should have let them loose inside and locked the doors.
* At least he left the mountain lion back at home.