MAN BANNED FROM FREE LIFETIME BUFFET COMMITS SUICIDE

A disturbed Las Vegas man fatally shot himself Sunday at a casino buffet because, he claimed in his suicide note, the casino had revoked his lifetime of free meals. John Noble, 53, mailed the Las Vegas Review-Journal a 270-page letter against the M Resort Spa Casino in Henderson, Nevada. Noble had won “free buffet for life” in 2010, but the casino banned him three years later after he started harassing the female employees. Noble previously threatened suicide and allegedly stalked an M employee in 2013. He had spent three days in a state psychiatric ward after that incident. Nobel shot himself in the casino’s buffet restaurant in front of patrons.
* “You’ve got to be crazy NOT to try our buffet at M Resort Spa and Casino.”
* All I can think is, that place must have the best food ever.
* A 270-page letter? I think I could sum up this whole situation in just 100 to 150 pages.
* Probably he used a lot of run-on sentences.
* You should not harrass female employees if your name is “Noble.”
* A disturbed Las Vegas man? You’d be disturbed too, if every day you ran the risk of running into Carrot Top.
* Look at it this way: This story will help you get over that other one today – where the baby giraffe gets gored.
* Or if you haven’t heard that one yet, than the giraffe story will help you forget this.
* Oh no, I just had an image of a giraffe being served at an all-you-can eat buffet … Make it stop.
* Long neck going all the way down the buffet table …
* I wonder if anyone has ever gone crazy just by hearing too much wacky news?