MAN ATTACKS GIRLFRIEND OVER NASCAR TRASH TALK

A Franklin, Indiana, man was arrested after allegedly attacking his fiancee because she said IndyCar racing is superior to NASCAR. The incident happened Sunday as friends gathered to watch the Indianapolis 500. David Wilson, 57, told investigators he was making dinner when his fiancee and another person were “talking trash about NASCAR.” Wilson admitted to deputies that he got upset and yelled at the trash talkers, but denied that any physical altercation took place. Wilson is now charged with domestic battery and strangulation.
* Speaking of racing, he tried to throttle her.
* So the wedding is going to be delayed by a few years.
* His fiancee? Sounds like a match made in heaven.
* Someone should bring out the yellow caution flag on this whole relationship.
* Just wondering: When these friends all gathered to watch the race, were there alcoholic beverages involved?
* The fiancee wasn’t finished. Next she said Dale Earnhardt was overrated.
* Then she said the Daytona 500 track looked like the parking lot at Walmart.