MAN ASKS GIRLFRIEND FOR HIS LIGHTER, GETS A STABBIN'

A 49-year-old Chattanooga, Tennessee man is in the hospital after being stabbed by his girlfriend. Police say that, around 2 AM Tuesday morning, Terry Gauntt asked his girlfriend, Kimberly Moore, for his cigarette lighter. Instead, she grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed him repeatedly. The two then ran outside the home, where Gauntt was able to take the knife from Moore and call police. Gauntt was transported to a local hospital for examination and treatment of non-life threatening injuries. Moore was arrested and charged with Attempted First Degree Murder.
* And now, she’s his old flame.
* Time to switch to matches.
* This is why you should always say “Please.”
* Maybe she thought he said “I’m going out for a one-nighter.”
* If she stabbed him repeatedly and the whole thing was non-life threatening, she just wasn’t trying.
* See? Smoking cigarettes IS dangerous.
* Then again, just ’cause he asked for a cigarette lighter, doesn’t mean he’s smoking cigarettes.
* I get the feeling this was one of those things that had built up over time.
* Did she say anything? Maybe something like, “Get it yourself, you lazy bastard”?
* Remember when Chattanooga was just a fun name from an old swing song? “Pardon me boys, is this the Chattanooga Choo-choo”? Where did that America go?