LONG HAIR AND BEARDS ARE BACK

During the great shutdown, barber shops and hair salons have been ordered to close their doors. This has led to an epidemic of local news reporters asking, “How will this change men’s grooming habits?” Once such reporter asked New York image consultant and men’s style expert Aaron Marino, who says we are going to see “more men than ever attempt to cut their own hair or have their wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or partner see what they can do.” And, he adds, “Beards are going to get even more popular!” and also, “A large percentage of the population will just let their flowing locks of lusciousness loose!”
* Hasn’t it only been, like two weeks? How fast does hair grow during a pandemic?
* Dang! Was David Letterman ahead of the curve, or what?
* This could be a gigantic boost for the Flowbee! Or not. Probably not. (* Never heard of the Flowbee? Google it and be amazed.)
* I hope all you women like the Tom Hanks look from “Cast Away.”
* Or, you can just shave it all off for the look we like to call, “The Wilson.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Is your partner cutting your hair? How did it come out?