KOREAN MAN KILLS NEIGHBOR’S DOG; INVITES NEIGHBOR OVER FOR DINNER

A South Korean farmer killed and cooked a neighbor’s annoying barking dog, and then invited its unsuspecting owner to join him for a dog-meat dinner. The 62-year-old unnamed man confessed to the crime after another neighbor tipped off the pet owner’s family. He claimed he was so irritated by the dog’s constant barking that he threw a stone at the two-year-old Welsh Corgi, resulting in the animal losing consciousness. After the dog passed out, he claims, he strangled the animal and cooked it. The man then invited his neighbors to share the meal, including the father of the dog-owning family. Dog meat has long been a part of South Korean cuisine.
* “Sure, I’d love to come over for dinner. What are we having?” “Errr… hot dogs?”
* Man’s best friend, and a damn fine main course, too.
* As it turned out, the farmer bit off more than he could chew.
* God help the kid whose Frisbee ends up in this guy’s backyard.