KID SISTER ASSAULTED WITH SARDINES

A Clarksville, Tennessee, woman was charged with assault after throwing sardines at her sister. The 19-year-old woman got into a fight with her younger sister last Tuesday because the sister had broken her phone. The defendant opened a can of sardines and dumped them on the floor before picking the sardines up and throwing them at her sister, striking her in the chest. She also threw a shoe at her sister, bit her on the head, kicked holes in the walls, tipped over food shelves, and pulled out a box cutter, threatening to “slice and dice” the sister if she didn’t get her a new phone.
* That is so bad! Do you realize how long it would take to slice and dice someone with a little box cutter?
* Kind of makes the sardines part seem like not that big a deal.
* Are we too addicted to our phones? Let’s talk. Phone lines are open.
* I guess if you don’t have a can of whoopass, a can of sardines will do.
* Then the feral cats attacked.