JAPANESE TOWN SEEKS NINJAS

The city of Iga, Japan, claims to be the birthplace of the ninja. Each year, Iga is visited by 30,000 tourists for the annual ninja festival. However, the town is losing its young people, who don’t want to live in the rural countryside and are moving the bigger cities. This leaves a lack of festival workers. In particular, there’s a ninja shortage. A ninja performer in Iga can earn anywhere from $23,000 to about $85,000.
* But you must have your own throwing stars.
* A ninja can earn anywhere from $23,000 to $85,000, and I suggest you pay him the $85,000 if you want to live.
* It’s almost as if ninjas had infiltrated and sabotaged the ninja festival.
* Aren’t you supposed to NOT SEE the ninjas? Isn’t that the point?
* Speaking of silent but deadly, somebody crack a window!