ITALIAN RUNNER COMES IN LAST WHEN PENIS FALLS OUT OF SHORTS

Italy’s Alberto Nonino suffered a wardrobe malfunction at the U20s World Championships in Cali, Colombia, when his genitalia fell out of his shorts during the 400m event. The 18-year-old started well out of the blocks, but he was soon seen repeatedly reaching towards his crotch instead of swinging his arms as he ran down the home stretch. Nonino’s run was compromised as he tried to contain Little Alberto as it repeatedly fell out during the race. He drifted further and further behind as he tried to stuff himself back in place. He finished last with a time of 51.57 seconds.
* What can you say? He flopped.
* But suddenly, his dating card is all booked up for the remainder of the games.
* No, it did NOT happen during the third leg of the race.
* To cheap to buy a cup?
* That reminds me – on the way home I gotta pick up some Italian sausage.
* At least it wasn’t a relay race. The baton handoff could have been disastrous.
* He came in last, but in our book, he’s still a weiner –er, winner.