Today Is…
Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!
TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
ERIC CHURCH GIVES AWESOME COMMENCEMENT SPEECH
Brought to you by Gibson guitars: “Only a Gibson is Good Enough.” Gibson.
“SURVIVOR GREECE” CONTESTANT LOSES A LEG
𝖳̶𝗁̶𝗂̶𝗌̶ 𝗐̶𝖺̶𝗌̶ 𝗇̶𝗈̶ 𝖻̶𝗈̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝗂̶𝗇̶𝗀̶ 𝖺̶𝖼̶𝖼̶𝗂̶𝖽̶𝖾̶𝗇̶𝗍̶ Actually, it WAS a boating accident.
TAYLOR SWIFT, REBA, BEYONCÉ, WEEZER GETS INTO THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS
Also Buddy Holly and Mary Tyler Moore.
THE ROLLING STONES DE-AGED IN NEW VIDEO
Time is on their side.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
THE EVEL KNIEVEL EXPERIENCE
Jumpin’ jiminy!
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
WOMAN WINS BIGGEST-EVER PRIZE ON “THE PRICE IS RIGHT”
Have your pets spayed or neutered.
JOKE OF THE DAY
Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.
Where do boxers go to get treatment for their injuries?
Medicine Square Garden.
What do they call it when it’s raining coins outside?
Climate change.
How much wine did the old Spanish sailors drink?
Galleons and Galleons.
This guy’s father dies, so he goes to the undertaker.
Tells him he wants the best of everything for his father. The funeral the funeral is absolutely beautiful, and the guy is very pleased.
Then he gets a bill for $16,000, and he pays it. The next month, he gets another bill for $85. He figures it’s a supplemental charge bill, so he pays that, too. Next month, another bill for $85 arrives, so he calls up the undertaker and says, “I keep getting these bills for 85 dollars. I thought I paid for the funeral already.” The undertaker says, “You said you wanted the best for your father, so I rented him a tux.”
Did you hear about the woman who passed out on the merry-go-round?
She’s coming around now.
U.S. NEWS
CALIFORNIA LOOKING INTO HIGH-SPEED BUSES
Pop quiz, hotshot.
MAN SUES POKEMON FOR DENYING HIM PROFESSORSHIP
They catch ’em all, even the misdemeanors.
MAN BUSTED FOR DWI WHILE PICKING UP HIS FRIEND, WHO WAS ARRESTED FOR DWI
The Drunken Circle of Life.
BREATH FRESHENER FOR DOG BREATH
Science marches on.
CAKE SET ON FIRE AFTER BOYFRIEND CHEATED
Flaming pie.
TRUCKLOAD OF 25 MILLION BEES RESCUED
Oh, honey.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
SCHOOLBOY FINDS 1,300-YEAR-OLD SWORD
A sword in the fjord.
SHERPA GUIDE SUMMITS EVEREST FOR THE 32ND TIME
Next person to ask him, “What’s up?” gets slugged.
AUDIO: BULGARIA WINS EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
Bangaranga.
THE 59,000-YEAR-OLD DENTIST
Tim Conway?
ATTEMPT TO CROSS THE ATLANTIC IN A 4-FOOT BOAT
Sail on, sailor.
TOUR COMPANY REFUNDS FAMILY $1200 BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T FIND POOL CHAIRS
Who are we to sit in judgment?
MAN WALKS INTO HOSPITAL WITH A MACHETE IN HIS HEAD
Not an episode of The Pitt.
FUNNY PICTURES
Right-click on images to
Copy or Save.
Real-Life Surrealism
Worst Scuba Class Ever
Hey – My Eyes Are Up Here!
Balalalalalalalalalalaika
“What’s The Buzz?” “Hmmmmm…”
Well, He’s Just Asking For It
THE BUZZ
WACKY THINGS DOCTORS HAVE SAID
Not what the doctor ordered.
UNUSUAL SMELLS THAT YOU LIKE
You people are weird.
TYPE OF MUSIC PEOPLE LIKE REFLECTS THEIR EARNINGS
#1: Cla$$ical
DO YOU THANK AI?
You’d better.
UNUSUAL BUSINESS EXPENSES
Oh, those sales reps!
1 IN 8 KIDS HAVE HAD A PARENT ARRESTED
Sorry your mom’s in jail, bro.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
AMERICAN ____________
What is this, The Match Game?
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
Click on name for details and audio clips
THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU
Starts Friday, May 22 in theaters.
PASSENGER
Starts Friday, May 22 in theaters.
OBSESSION
Starts Friday, May 15 in theaters.
IN THE GREY
Starts Friday, May 15 in theaters.
Click on the title to go to an mp3 player. To download the mp3, right-click on the player and choose the “Save audio as” option.
A & M AUTOLAND – Push, Pull, or Lob
Big Al discusses the mechanics of force vectors. Wait – wha?
LAWN LAWYER
Who needs a lawn doctor?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, May 15.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Service
Which will have a breakdown first – your new car from A & M, or Big Mike?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, May 8.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Putting Green
Big Al and Big Mike … who’s the bigger putz?
SONG PARODY: TANK OF GAS
What decade is this again?
STAR WARS BABIES
Baby Yoda!
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, May 1.
HEADLINE PARK 2026
For air May 1. The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday, May 2!
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Save 112 Percent
Ordinarily, Al and Mike can’t even pay people to take their cars – but during this sale, they will!
All Original Content © 2025 MORNING SIDEKICK
MORNING SIDEKICK RADIO SHOW PREP & COMEDY · 8062 West Massey Circle · Littleton, CO 80128 USA
morningsidekick@gmail.com · Tel: 303-727-9111