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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
JURY FINDS LIVE NATION A MONOPOLY
It took six weeks to figure that out?
NICOLE KIDMAN, DEATH DOULA
Angel of mercy.
SID KROFFT, CREATOR OF H.R. PUFNSTUF, DIES
Can’t do a little ’cause he can’t do enough.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Which country has the most bad singers?
Singapore.
How did Fred Flintstone please Wilma?
He made her Bed Rock.
A 70-year-old woman, miraculously, has a baby.
All of her family and relatives come to visit. When they ask to see the baby, the mom says, “Not yet.” A little later, they ask to see the baby again. Again, the woman says, “Not yet!” Finally they ask, “When can we see the baby?” The mother says, “When the baby cries.” They say, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The woman says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”
90-year-old man walks up to a pretty woman at a bar.
He says, “So, do I come here often?”
Guy walks into a bar and says, “My wife must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”
The bartender says,, “What makes you say that?” Guy says, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work. She was so thrilled to have me around, that every time the mailman or a delivery man came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
U.S. NEWS
COPS ON WELFARE CHECK FIND OLD LADY PLAYING VIDEO GAME
Gaming disorder: a pattern of persistent, compulsive gaming that takes precedence over daily life.
PASTA-FOR-LEGO SCAM
Call it macaroni.
TITANIC MUSEUM FLOODS ON ANNIVERSARY OF SINKING
Lamest PR stunt ever.
THE OLDEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD – 15 YEARS
She’s no spring chicken.
AUDIO: HOT BOTANIST SUBJECTED TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT COMMENTS
People dig him.
DOLLAR GENERAL MANAGER STAGES ROBBERY TO GET BAIL MONEY
Buck the system.
I DIDN’T KNOW MY HUSBAND WAS RUNNING A PROSTITUTION RING OUT OF MY HOUSE
Sorry your mom’s a whore, bro.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
BRIDE SPLASHED WITH PAINT BY HER EVIL SISTER-IN-LAW
The bride wore black (splotches).
CHIROPRACTOR ACCUSED OF TAPPING BUTTOCKS
Tap dat ass.
SAFARI GUIDE HAS DREAM COME TRUE!
“Like people, some of them are just jerks.” – The Simpsons
SHAKESPEARE’S HOUSE DOTH FOUND
Much ado about nothing – it doesn’t exist anymore.
BUS DRIVER FIRED FOR LETTING WOMAN SIT IN HIS LAP WHILE DRIVING
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
COMMERCIAL JETLINER PILOT BUZZES HIS HOMETOWN ON HIS LAST FLIGHT
Hvað ætla þeir að gera, reka mig?
UGANDAN ARMY GENERAL WANTS $1 BILLION, AND A BEAUTIFUL TURKISH WOMAN
Opportunity knocks, ladies.
CANADA BESET BY FAKE SYRUP SCANDAL
Unpure thoughts.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Wookieelini
Surfing Dudes
Stand Back – I Got This
Works As Well As The Real Thing
Duck Takes An Uber
A Batman Movie I’d Like To See
THE BUZZ
CAN YOU MAKE A MEAL WITHOUT LOOKING AT A RECIPE?
No, but I know how to make reservations.
HOW TO SAVE MONEY ON GAS, FROM COMMON IDIOTS.
(Not everyone is an idiot.)
CREEPY KIDS
Jeepers creepers.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote for the dumbest.
DO YOU LISTEN TO THE RADIO IN THE CAR? YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
Is there anybody out there? Yes.
PB&J’S FROM AROUND THE WORLD
Be my huckleberry.
THE MOST CRINGE THING AT A WEDDING
It’s wedding season. Don’t do this stuff.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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NORMAL
Starts Friday, April 17 in theaters.
LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY
Starts Friday, April 17 in theaters.
YOU, ME AND TUSCANY
Starts Friday, April 10 in theaters.
HUNTING MATTHEW NICHOLS
Starts Friday, April 10 in theaters.
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THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 17.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Beat It
If you find a deal and Big Al can’t beat it, Big Mike will beat Al.
SONG – WORK ON MY TAXES ALL DAY
Wht are YOU doing this weekend?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 10.
TACHYON TAX
Faster than TurboTax!
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Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Tax Time
Al and Mike try to have fun with your refund.
RED PLOPSTER SHRIMP MONTH
This is it, baby.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 3.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – April Fools
Al and Mike are fools no matter what month it is.
ONE MINUTE OPTICAL
Why wait a whole hour for glasses?
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