INDIANA JONES ARRESTED AFTER HIGH SPEED CHASE

A 21-year-old man named Indiana Z. Jones led police on a chase that topped 100 mph on a road in New York’s Finger Lakes region. The chase started late Sunday when Jones tried to evade a traffic stop in his hometown of Rushville, 35 miles southeast of Rochester. Spike strips were used to puncture Jones’ tires after several miles, and he was taken into custody. The charges include unlawfully fleeing police, speeding, and having an unregistered, uninsured and uninspected vehicle.
* Throw the book at him for “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”.
* He told police “I’ll get even with you in the sequel.”
* Officials didn’t say if there was a truck or a tank or a mining car involved.
* Just be glad he wasn’t trying to land an airplane on a golf course.
* It was the Finger Lakes region of New York and he gave the cops the finger.
* What was the problem? The town was Rushville and he was in a rush.
* The same thing happened to his cousin Han Solo.
* Indiana was also cited for an unregistered bullwhip.