INDIAN MAN CHOPS OFF FINGER BECAUSE HE VOTED INCORRECTLY

An Indian man chopped off his index finger after realizing he had voted for the “wrong” political party. In a video, Pawan Kumar says he accidentally ended up voting for the governing Bharatiya Janata Party last Thursday. He wanted to vote for a regional party – but was confused by the many symbols on the voting machine. He said he wanted to vote for the elephant, but voted for the flower by mistake.
* He’s got 9 more chances to vote correctly, by my count.
* Sorry, Pawan, but what you really need to do is pluck out your eyes.
* If he couldn’t tell the difference between an elephant and a flower, the guy who drew those picture should be the one who loses their finger so he can’t draw anymore.
* God forbid he should ever have sex with the wrong twin sister.
* It’s too late to explain this to Pawan, but unless his favorite party lost by ONE VOTE, it really doesn’t matter what button he pushed. Moron.