HOW 'BOUT ONE MORE TEACHER-STUDENT SEX STORY TO TOP OFF THE YEAR

Texas high school teacher Texas Haeli Wey, 28, was arrested this week on felony charges of having sexual relations with two underage students. She was busted when one teen told his dad about the sex after learning the educator had gone on a “hike” at a secluded park with another boy. Wey had sex with the first teen, a friend of her family, some 10 times after meeting at a student ministry program in June. She cozied up enough with the boy that she was invited along to a family trip to Africa during the summer. The sex began after the trip, usually at Wey’s Austin home or in her car. Other encounters happened in a park and included oral sex and the exchange of nude pics. The second teen said he exchanged text messages with Wey beginning in September, culminating in a hike and hammock make-out session later that month. During the nature stroll, Wey “took out a hammock” and began to kiss the boy, who rubbed her breasts and put his hands on her crotch, the teen told authorities. The first teen presumably got jealous, stopped having sex with the teacher after learning of the hike with the other boy, and then later told his father. Wey, who had worked at Westlake High School for two years, was fired in October.
* Now the prosecutor is Hot for Teacher.
* So, if you’re having sex with your high school teacher, that’s bad. If she cheats on you, does that make it worse? Or was it already as bad as it could be?
* I know you’re wondering this so I’ll add it to the story: Yes, Kaeli Wey is hot.
* I don’t know why that should matter but it does.
* She had gone on a hike with a teenage boy. Yeah, starting with hiking up her dress.
* Shouldn’t they have known something was up when the teacher brought along her own hammock?
* I like when they called the hikes a “nature stroll.” That sounds so much classier than “booty call.”