HIGH MAN THREATENS TO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS TO SCHOOL KIDS

Dunbar, West Virginia, police said a man entered Dunbar Middle School and demanded to sing Justin Bieber songs to students over the intercom system. Dlaonte (yep – Dlaonte) Dee Lewis entered the school Tuesday while the morning announcements were being made. Lewis then told staff that he wanted to sing Justin Bieber songs to students over the intercom system. Lewis has been charged with simple possession for a small amount of marijuana. Police said they are investigating how Lewis got into the school, but he apparently entered after he was buzzed in. Lewis was placed in handcuffs – for the safety of others, police said – and was taken to a hospital.
* I would have gone with Bruno Mars.
* Handcuffs? How about gagging him so he couldn’t sing anymore?
* I challenge anyone to sing any Justin Bieber song other than “Baby, Baby, Baby.”
* He entered after he was buzzed in? He was buzzed all right.
* He wanted to sing Justin Bieber songs? Well, if that isn’t proof of the harmful effects of marijuana, I don’t know what is.
* At least he didn’t pee in a potted plant or throw eggs at the front door.
* Sounds like somebody’s earned a trip to the principal’s office.
* Don’t worry. Any students who actually heard the Bieber songs were offered counseling.