HEY, A BRAND NEW BIT!!! THREE DUMB HEADLINES

In our search for strange and wonderful news around the internet, we often discover odd headlines. We thought, why not turn them into a regular bit? Here’s our suggestion: Discuss these headlines amongst yourselves. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Then, if you want, encourage listeners to vote for the dumbest one, or add comments, on your station Facebook page. Reveal the results in the next break.

We’ll start doing this once a week, or more often if it proves popular, so let us know your thoughts.

THREE DUMB HEADLINES:
1. “What A Rock Song — And A Cat — Taught Me About Love”
2. “I Thought My Child Was Just Misbehaving But It Was Really Oppositional Defiance Disorder”
3. “At 61, I Am Coming To Terms With The Possibility That I Will Always Be Single”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “2020’s Most Anticipated New Buildings”