GUY SMASHES ATM WHEN IT ATE HIS CARD, DENIED HIM PIE

In Hawera, New Zealand, just after midnight on May 31, Hayden Caskey, 26, decided to he wanted a pie and attempted to withdraw some cash from an ATM to purchase one. Mr. Caskey was heavily intoxicated at the time. When the ATM “ate” his card and requested he contact the bank, Caskey became enraged and began punching the machine with his fists, and smashed a glass bottle against it, leaving it inoperable. When he was located later by police he told them he damaged the machine because it ate his bankcard and he needed the card to buy a pie. Caskey pleaded guilty in Hāwera District Court on Tuesday to one charge of intentional damage. He was fined $500.
* So he went to an ATM to get $500, and guess what happened.
* It’s not right when the ATM gets to eat, but you don’t.
* He wanted pie while he was pie-eyed.
* He got his just desserts.