GUY BITES INTO A CHEESEBURGER, FINDS $20 BILL

A McDonald’s customer in Virginia bit into his cheeseburger and got a mouth full of money. Dave Cook visited a Chesterfield County McDonald’s with his mother and ordered a double cheeseburger off the dollar menu. He bit into the sandwich, and felt something unusual between his teeth. It was a $20 bill. The bill was sandwiched between two meat patties. He said two other restaurant customers witnessed the incident and began checking their burgers for surprise cash but both came up short. Cook says he didn’t tell the McDonald’s location about the $20 because he wanted to keep the money and worried the crew might ask for it back. He now says he will return the money to the restaurant if someone claims it.
* That 20 bucks is two hours of pay for some burger flipper, pal.
* Of course, anyone claiming it would immediately be fired for letting a foreign object get into the burger, so – brilliant move.
* Somebody put their money where HIS mouth is.
* That must be an interesting moment when you feel something strange in your fast food – as your mind flashes on all the stories about dead mice.
* Wow, at the rate of $20 dollars a cheeseburger I could be a millionaire.
* You know how guys propose sometimes by putting engagement rings in food? This is how that would look if they were propositioning a hooker.
* I guess what I’m saying is maybe the cook at McDonald’s wants to pay this customer for sex.
* You don’t think so? Okay, YOU try to think of a reason for this.
* You know the most unusual thing you’ll find in a McDonald’s cheeseburger? Beef.