GOOGLE’S TOP HALLOWEEN COSTUME SEARCHES

Google has released it’s top Halloween costume searches. Here are the Top Ten:
1. Witch
2. Dinosaur
3. Harley Quinn
4. Rabbit
5. Clown
6. Angel
7. Fortnite
8. Devil
9. Ninja
10. Spider-man
* Now put the word “sexy” in front of these.
* Geeze, kids today have the imagination of a potato. In fact, I’m surprised “potato” isn’t on the list.
* “Witch” is Number 1 ’cause, y’know, you can put that costume together for about six bucks.
* Just to spice things up, can we arrange a face-off between the Angels and the Devils?
* I can’t believe 7-year-olds don’t want to dress up like Mike Pence and the Fly, or Dr. Anthony Fauci, or Plague Doctor or Sourdough Bread Starter or Sexy Nasal Swab.
* The good news? It looks like “Tiger King” is over.