AUDIO: GOLF BALLS FOUND IN HASH BROWNS
A food company is recalling frozen hash browns from stores in nine states because the potatoes may have pieces of golf balls in them. McCain Foods USA’s recall notice said the golf balls apparently were “inadvertently harvested” along with the potatoes and chopped up. They say the pieces could be a choking hazard, but no injuries have been reported. The company is recalling 2-pound bags of Harris Teeter Brand Frozen Southern Style Hash Browns. (in North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, District of Columbia, Delaware, Florida, Georgia and Maryland.)
* Hash browns with dimples. That could be a thing.
* How many golf balls did they find? Fore!
* Worst. Golf. Shot. Ever.
* That means somewhere there’s a golfer playing 18 holes with a potato.
* You’d think the machine chopping up the potatoes would sense when something as hard as a golf ball came along.
* Don’t worry. The bad patch of potatoes will not go to waste. United Airlines wants to serve them to their passengers.
* Again, Seinfeld applies to everything: “Is that a Titleist?”
CLIP: “Is that a Titleist?”
