FOOD TRUCKS FOR DOGS

The newest thing in Seattle is food trucks for dogs. The Seattle Barkery is a food truck that serves dogs and their owners in area dog parks, office building parking lots, farmer’s markets and private events. It rolled into operation 10 months ago. Dawn Ford, who owns and operates the truck with her husband, Ben, says, “I think there is definitely a market for more things like this, where human and canine activities are combined. You don’t want to always leave them at home or leave them in the car.” Popular offerings include air-fried chicken feet and duck neck, cupcakes with bacon rebranded “pupcakes,” mini cheesy doughnuts, pumpkin pretzels and peanut butter-banana cookies.
* Duplicating almost perfectly the foods canine species eat in the wild!
* What could be better for Fido than peanut butter-banana cookies?
* Now your dog can be as overweight as you are.
* They have dog food trucks in the Philippines, but those are a whole different concept.
* Air-fried chicken feet? Well, you have to admit it sounds delicious.
* Seriously, if that menu sounds good for you, put down the bong. You’re too stoned.
* Of course, Seattle has that part covered.
* They have doggy whore houses so why not a doggy food cart?
* The dogs get cupcakes with bacon? Why didn’t we think of that for us?
* This would never work for cats, ’cause they’re too finicky about food.