FLORIDA MAN IN G-STRING AND A BRA WITH IMPLANTS

In Orlando, Florida, a man was found trespassing on a construction site wearing a G-string and a red lace bra holding silicone breast implants. Police say Matthew Zaccarino, 39, was standing near the passenger-side door of his car when he began putting on the bra and G-string. They told him to stop moving, but instead, removed the undergarments. Deputies then found a gun hidden beneath one of the implants in the bra. Mr. Zaccarino told deputies he was on his way to a costume party, but he refused to provide an address when asked where it was.
* Maybe it was a costume party at the target range?
* The world’s least inconspicuous hitman?
* He’s transitioning. Into a convict.
* Folks, don’t let this happen to you. Do what I do. Put on the bra and G-string before you leave the house.