FISHERMAN FINDS TWO BAGS OF SKULLS

Last Friday in the Netherlands, a fisherman named Erik on the Spui river found a bag of human skulls. He freaked out a bit, and called the police, who came to retrieve the skulls for investigation. On Sunday, Erik went back to same spot to fish, “for peace of mind,” he said. He found another bag of skulls and again had to call the police. The forensic team said that the 10 to 15 skulls don’t look like a recent crime. The skulls seemed old, and they found glue residue on them so, said police, “It was probably a hobbyist or a collector. For some reason, that person apparently wanted to get rid of it.”
* Yeah, “for some reason.” It’s called hiding the evidence.
* Sounds like the police really put their heads together.
* It’s the sequel to that Joe Pesci movie “Eight Heads in a Duffle Bag.” It’s “Fifteen Heads in Two Duffle Bags.”
* What do you expect when you fish in the headwaters?