FARTING WOMAN KICKED IN FACE

A St. Petersburg, Florida, woman on her way to jail became irate and kicked another female detainee in the face after the other woman “‘farted’ near her,” police allege. An inebriated Jeanelle Callahan, 48, was busted Thursday afternoon after she punched her male roommate in the face, leaving the man with a bloody nose. Callahan was arrested and placed into a jail transport, where she encountered Virginia Turner, 60, who had been arrested for trespassing. Both women were handcuffed in the police vehicle. En route to the county lockup, Callahan claimed that Virginia Turner ‘farted’ near her. Callahan became irritated and kicked Virginia Turner in the face.
* Oh, you girls DO go on!
* It’s a regular sorority party in there, isn’t it?
* So the police transport stopped for gas?
* She kicked the other woman in the face? There’s no reason to bring mixed martial arts into this.
* Always get in fights in a police van when you’re handcuffed. It’s just smart.
* Jeanelle sounds like a lovely girl, don’t you think?
* Don’t let the shyness fool you. She’s actually got quite a personality.
* Not exactly that old song, “I get a kick out of you…”