FAMILY OFFERS $500 REWARD FOR LOST TEDDY BEAR

A New York family is offering a $500 reward for a teddy bear lost in North Carolina during a drive home from Florida’s Walt Disney World. Amy Earley said her 3-year-old daughter, Morgan, is believed to have lost the stuffed toy, “Baby Bear” out the window of the family car on Interstate 77, somewhere between the Comfort Suites in Rock Hill and exit 30. She said Morgan is “completely heartbroken” by being separated from Baby Bear, which she has had since birth. Earley said she is offering a $500 reward for the bear’s safe return.
* This seems like a good idea, until the moment they actually hand over that $500.
* Sorry, Morgan, but Baby Bear is probably turning tricks in Charlotte by now.
* Whoops, what I meant to say was, Baby Bear was probably found by a family of cuddly bunnies who adopted him and now give him a tea party every day!
* This is fake news. Who has $500 left after a vacation at Disney World?